[Person: Lookit this fucker.

Cat: *muffled meowing*

Person: He’s got a cat door - *clicks light* - that he can come in. But nope! He wants to come in the door!

Cat: *muffled meow*

Person: You wanna come in the door? Y'wanna come in? Alright, watch this - *door squeaks open* WELCOME to the house, Joe! Come on in–

Cat: *runs away, jingling*

Person: You FUCKER!!]