Silver Tongue
Explain game lore badly

chefpyro:

gunrunnersarsenal:

silenceofthewindpon:

lil-mizz-jay:

teerstrash:

Messenger is delivering nutrition to a dehydrated village, but his journey comes to an halt and you as a player must deliver the nutrition’s to the village.

Green space men come through a big portal because the blue space girl booty too fine and what happens next will change your life

While flying to a war in space, you hit a bunch of rock and emergency land into Mad Max land, so now you need to get your shit together to continue.

“Its the end of the world. You are totally wasted. Someone took your kid. Time to get more wasted. I have to pay with my what for what now? Oh Motorbikes. Oh Wrestling. You became a failure.”

Man with outrageous hair problems plays with exotic animals until one of them decides to tell him what for.

Some douche steals your stuff. You get even

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    Some old aliens put bad shit in boxes and were like don’t touch these boxes there’s bad shit in here. And then thousands...
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    Man carrying poker chip loses chip and must find chip or not get payed. Pets a cyborg dog along the way
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    This one chick keeps trying to avoid her real dad while elves disguised as skeletons keep following her around....
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    Blue Lady with boob window commands teenage space ninja robot drones to genocide capitalists, clone army, and the Flood.
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    A magical key picks some overly optimistic kid with bad fashion to go on a quest with cartoon characters from the early...