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gayassgel:

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A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man’s birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!

What will the name of this young man be?

All My Friends Are Dead

> Examine room. 

Your name is ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DEAD. As was previously mentioned it is your BIRTHDAY. A number of CAKES are scattered about your room. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for REALLY TERRIBLE MOVIES. You like to program computers but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. You have a fondness for PARANORMAL LORE, and are an aspiring AMATEUR MAGICIAN. You also like to play GAMES sometimes.

What will you do?

Leave. Go play at a park and feed some ducks or something.

>  Leave. Go play at a park and feed some ducks or something.

Okay. You do those things.

What else?

Participate in the apocalypse

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