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hexmaniacmareen:

siderealsandman:

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lornacrowley:

undercitytwerkteam:

the tumblr fandom apparently forgets that junkrat and roadhog are actual violent criminals and not just Wacky Adventure Bros

their violent crimes canonically include hijacking ice cream trucks/accidental insurance fraud/literally stealing candy from children, people preferring to play up their endearing/comic relief traits over their Super Grim Dark ones honestly does not seem like that dire of a misinterpretation 

there’s official art of roadhog drinking from a dainty teacup and running away carrying an armful of stolen stuffed animals, and two of junkrats hero slides show him 1. hitting himself in the balls and 2. performing a rocket jump with childlike glee

the tumblr fandom apparently forgets that the Super Mario Brothers are actual violent Goomba killing criminals and not just Wacky Adventure Bros

how do u ACCIDENTALLY commit insurance fraud

The only scenario I can think of is someone owning a horse that’s insured and the losing it in a bet. Then being tricked into buying it, thinking it’s a different horse of a purer breed, and getting it insured for way more than it originally was.

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    3 years later people still think this is a YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO LIKE FICTIONAL BAD GUYS post huh
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