Silver Tongue

chefpyro:

shorthalt:

castleships:

do you ever think about how legendary pokemon might be their equivalent of cryptids in the pokemon world like ‘okay sure trainer you say you got a picture of a moltres but that just looks like you lit a rubber chicken on fire, that’s probably a hoax.’ ‘everyone knows that mewtwo is just a dude in a suit.’ ‘my grandmother’s aron got taken by deoxys my aunt got it on video’ 

*tumblr blogger in pokemon world voice* ho-oh is gay and also my dad

jirachi is real and sucked my dick behind a pokemart

I punched Groudon and everyone on the train applauded.

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