Silver Tongue
reaper: by the way youre one to lecture people about aesthetic choices
widowmaker: oh, okay mr screws my creepy mask to my face because of a Look, do go on.
reaper: youve literally got spider:nightmare tattooed on your skin. and a bigass black widow in your back. and fucking, spider goggles???? the grappling hook that makes you look like low budget tobey maguire spiderman??
widowmaker: i am andrew garfield spiderman AT WORST you son of a bitch!!!
reaper: OH MAN I WONDER WHAT YOUR CALLSIGN WOULD BE, OH WHAT A SURPRISE ITS WIDOWMAKER. what, were you just like ILL MAKE WIDOWS OUT OF EVERYONE. ill kill your husband!!! ill kill her husband!!! hell, ill kill MY OWN--
widowmaker:
reaper: oh my god. fuck.
widowmaker: no no. say it.
reaper: listen, i--
widowmaker: i want you to look me in all eight of my eyes and say that to my face you shadow the hedgehog motherfucker.
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