reaper by the way youre one to lecture people about aesthetic choices

widowmaker oh, okay mr screws my creepy mask to my face because of a Look, do go on.

reaper youve literally got spider:nightmare tattooed on your skin. and a bigass black widow in your back. and fucking, spider goggles???? the grappling hook that makes you look like low budget tobey maguire spiderman??

widowmaker i am andrew garfield spiderman AT WORST you son of a bitch!!!

reaper OH MAN I WONDER WHAT YOUR CALLSIGN WOULD BE, OH WHAT A SURPRISE ITS WIDOWMAKER. what, were you just like ILL MAKE WIDOWS OUT OF EVERYONE. ill kill your husband!!! ill kill her husband!!! hell, ill kill MY OWN--

widowmaker

reaper oh my god. fuck.

widowmaker no no. say it.

reaper listen, i--

widowmaker i want you to look me in all eight of my eyes and say that to my face you shadow the hedgehog motherfucker.