PSA: DO NOT MIX HOT NOODS AND MOUNTAIN DEW

I REPEAT

DO NOT MIX HOT NOODS AND MOUNTAIN DEW!!!!!

I’VE BEEN SITTING ON THE TOILET FOR A GOOD 20 MINUTES LETTING LOOSE AN UNHOLY CONCOCTION OF CARBONATED CITRUS DRINK AND DOLLAR STORE INSTANT RAMEN AND IT FUCKING HURTS

JUST DON’T FUCKING DO IT MAN

I swear to god if I see this post cross my dash one more time I’m gonna burst into tears

it’s been nine months please just let it die

never

why does that mug have no handle

because it broke why the hell else

don’t question my life choices

who brought this back

i’ll end you