tumblr staff, staring at a huge hologram map: they don’t get it. we want them to leave this site forever and always. why are they still here. why are they loyal when we have hurt them.
tumblr staff: ….
tumblr staff: it’s time… for protocol 6. 
some intern, shaking: sir…. are you sure?
tumblr staff, turning slowly: bring in……. the sound ads……