vicarious--vagabond
who wins

guitarbeard

Bioshsoib appears to have greater offensive capabilities as noted by his double M rating, however Kcohock shows much greater mobility and reach. 

i-was-once-a--tortoise

okay but bioshsoib has two drills. kcohock’s two hands ain’t gonna stop drills.

pressxtodavid

Not if he punches the drills. And he has double the punch because double the hands

i-was-once-a--tortoise

bioshsoib’s got two little girls with giant syringes. kcohock would need four hands to punch the drills and the syringe-happy children

pressxtodavid

You forget Kcohock also has two feet. He would babuska-dance jump kick the two girls as he punches the two drills. We call this THE ULTIMATE A T T A C K

i-was-once-a--tortoise

BIOSHSOIB HAS TWO FEET AND TWO SMALL CHILD FEET THAT’S SIX FEET

BIOSHSOIB STILL WI NS

pressxtodavid

6 TINY FEET TINY FEET ARE USELESS

KCOHOCK HAS GIANT FEET AND GIANT FISTS IN A GIANT ACTION POSE

HE’S SO DYNAMIC 

HE’S SO DREAMY

i-was-once-a--tortoise

FUCK YOU BIOSHSOIB’S THE HANDSOMEST

HE’S GOT TWO HEADS THAT’S TWICE THE ATTRACTIVENESS