Part 1 of a Rick and Morty reading of some court transcripts from Georgia (word-for-word, this is directly from the court documents).
Note: I didn’t get all of it cause my phone was running out of space.
Here’s the link to the whole thing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXB988kF3hI
And, for reference, this is the actual transcript of the court documents:
This is the judge and defendant IRL: