Jasper: *shows up in Steven’s house unannounced* Hello there, I’m here for my 5 o’clock redemption arc.

Steven: Okay, take a seat and let’s talk about your feelings.

~3 minutes later~

Steven: Looks like our time is up. You should be dragged into the ocean or fall into an abyss by now.

Jasper: Cya next session, Dr. Steven. *walks into the ocean and gets swallowed by a giant squid*