pearlmemethyst

me and my qpp are discussing whether or not gems have buttcheeks 

maxiesatanofficial

they have no need for an asscrack, except if they eat and thus need to shapeshift one, so…

pearlmemethyst

i was thinking the same thing at first , HOWEVER 

Gem Buttcheeks Confirmed 

mechandra

I’m no scientist but I think separation of the buttcheek muscles are necessary for proper upright walking? I mean, the Conehead aliens don’t have buttcheeks, and that’s why they waddle.