the great wall of china was built specifically to keep matt damon out
Spoiler: it failed
He’s been to Mars and back, the wall stood no chance.
And the CIA has been hunting for him around the western world for years, with no success.
Some say he is a fallen angel that escaped even the wrath of god.
But why does he keep having to get rescued?
Perhaps he’s trying to escape but the earth is his cosmic prison
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