laughingmeerkat

your package has been delivered

ups-official

We’d never drive into your fucking house. Unlike @fed-ex-official.

fed-ex-official

When you need fast delivery we come through

iyazo

@ups-official



ups-official

I have already discussed this.  Fed ex stole our truck to slander our good name. 

iyazo

just destroy any competition. yeah i see you..

ups-official

That’s how we roll

squeeful

Now this is a shipping war I could get behind.