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absurdcachinnation:

bisexualbucky:

ok but why is ‘potato’ always used negatively in phrases? ‘couch potato’ and ‘he looks like a potato’……… what the hell have potatoes ever done to you? potatos are the mvps of the food world, the backbone of many dishes. they never let u down. potatoes are the real winners here and we should feel honoured to be described as one

I can think of at least one time potatoes have let down a very large group of people.

Actually it was the lack thereof. If that situation had potatoes, I’m sure everyone would have been happy.

Reblogged 6 years ago from robustquestioner-deactivated202 (Originally from pussiesaregod)
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