Silver Tongue

sumersprkl:

actuallyclintbarton:

thesylverlining:

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t-ardigrades:

chemfatale:

elevenwalnuts:

if straight people gotta change pronouns when they’re singing covers so they don’t sound gay, then asexual singers have every right to replace any and all pronouns with “chicken nuggets”

No no no.  This is so problematic because chicken nuggets has a different number of syllables, and it’s going to throw the whole song off.  You have to pick a one syllable word.  Like bears.

“Then he looks at bears, bears look at me, I look at bears and we look at bears.”

- R. Kelley, Trapped in the Closet ch. 7

I KISSED A BEAR AND I LIKED IT

doncha wish ur bearfriend was a freak like me

HEY HEY YOU YOU I DON’T LIKE YOUR BEARFRIEND

Bear was a bear, bear was a bear, can I make it any more obvious

My milkshakes bring all the bears to the yard and they’re like it’s better than yours

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