So, homosexual couples can kiss in public, but heterosexual couples can’t?

no. it makes me really uncomfortable!! and i just don’t like it when a girl kisses a boy. it’s really unnatural and like!!! im an ally to straight people but i just prefer if they keep it to themselves, you know what i mean?

A girl and a girl kiss in public. How do you feel?

i just dont like heterosexuals shoving their sexuality in my face. it’s so gross and it might offend some peoples religion :///

Why are you avoiding the answer? Is all heterosexuality in public gross?

i mean its ok if they hold hands or something but even that’s kinda… lol keep that in the bedroom! im not heterophobic though because im a heterosexual ally. i think that its ok to let heterosexuals get married!! straight marriage!!

You can call yourself an ally, but do you tolerate homosexual romance in public?

that’s the only romance i tolerate in public!!!

Then you’re not an ally.

Ummm yes I am because I voted to legalize straight marriage and I have like three straight friends

Straight marriage was legal. Always. What are you talking about? You say straight like it’s special.

if you keep attacking me like this you’re gonna lose an ally so please be nice to me :/

We don’t really need any. Most people in the world are straight. So why do you think threats like that will persuade me?

um of course you need allies. who do you think got you this far for straight rights????

Either you’re just messing with me, you seriously need to get off Tumblr and see the real facts, or you may be a very ignorant 12-year-old. Homosexual marriage was recently legalized, not heterosexual marriage.

omg why are all straight people so mean to their allies!!! we just want to be a part of your community!!!

this was WAY too easy

Oh my GOD