Amethyst Listen up Steven, you are amazing and good and everything right in the world, ok? *Punches him in the face*

Steven You're wrong. You are literally the best thing to ever walk the earth. *Breaks Amethyst's legs*

Amethyst Christ, Steven, are you fucking stupid? You're the best person in the universe, just admit it! *Hits him mover the head with a baseball bat*

Steven *Coughing up blood* Wrong again. You are the best and I love you. *Stabs her*

Pearl WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE OH GOD