Okay, if Gryffindor is the house of doing stupid, maybe dangerous things because it’s fun, Slytherin is the house of doing the same things because fuck you, Sarah, don’t tell me what not to do
And Ravenclaws do stupid, dangerous things sometimes because SCIENCE!!
Hufflepuffs do stupid, dangerous things because our friends are doing it and SOMEONE responsible better be involved
You know, this description actually makes sorting a hell of a lot easier.
so then
Gryffindor: stupid and dangerous
Slytherine: stupid and dangerous FUCK YOU
Ravenclae: Stupid and dangerous science
Hufflepuff: Stupid and dangerous responsibly