Whatever happened to mascots? Like in the 90’s and way before, everything had a mascot. Nintendo, Sonic, obscure companies, medicine, Disney, Warner, etc etc etc. But now nobody is making cartoon mascots. It’s all logos and slogans.

Is it because of the porn? Do corporations consider that?

Executive 1: Well, we could have a masc-
Executive 2: Porn.
Executives 1: Oh right.