Silver Tongue
Spark: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
Candela: Spark nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES.
Spark: FLOOR IT?
Candela: SPARK NO
Spark: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
Blanche: SPARK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
Spark: I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
Blanche: SPARK P L E A S E
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