vistakai

People keep saying, “what if men did what you did to ghostbusters but the other way around!!!!!” but 1) You can’t. There isn’t one major blockbuster from the past 30 years with enough girls to do that with, and 2) Don’t assume that I wouldn’t completely support an all male cheetah girls reboot

kiragecko

Um. All Male Josie and the Pussycats. Can you imagine?

angel-gidget

All-male Charlie’s Angels including the slow sexy upward pans of the camera, pointlessly open shirts, and skintight catsuits. Our heroes must pose as masseuses, belly dancers, and more to seduce female CEOs, senators, and heads of security while constantly proving their loyalty to Charlie who is voiced by Lucy Liu.

susiephone

tbh i’d watch the ever-loving fuck out of that

<Lucy Liu’s voice out of a computer> “Good morning, angels!”
<Aaron Tveit, Daveed Diggs, and Chris Evans> “Good morning, Charlie~”

silver-tongues-blog

and then they get to be in a shitty game where you literally do the same level 3 times in a row and then 3 times in a row backwards and can’t ever go back