This post generator is surprisingly coherent
“the difference between crows and ravens is that crows romanticize sin”
all right pack it up folks, we can’t compete with factory-produced posts of this quality
i only know how to bask in a torrential downpour of homosexuality
“dont be sad! youre a small leaf and its ok to want to savor the rapturous caress of this loathsome flesh suit”
All it needs is an UwU at the end and it’s perfectI’m horrible. I’m terrible. I worship girls
“i dont have any friends because i purchase video games.”
I mean…im tired of people thinking that i support superwholock. i am against superwholock. i want to only eat a spicy meatball
tbh same
watch as i trust heterosexuals
im literally screaming right now
(reclining in an antique armchair and sipping a thick black liquid from a wine glass) ah. i suppose its time to admire 5000 crickets
this is #aesthetic, honestlyi
“(sighing sadly) i declare war against friendship”
I refuse to believe these aren’t real posts by real people. The computers are becoming to smart. It’s iRobot all over again!
“this is a warning: do not draw a cranky owl”
o7
I’ll get right on not doing that.
YOU’RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!!!
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
CRANKY OWL!
im trapped in a babies r us right now which is substantially worse than a toys r us. i havent seen daylight for months and i cannot escape. please rescue me from baby hell so i can once again fear furries
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“the goal: roll across the plains and spread the good word about the spider farm”
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is it ethical to accuse me of enjoying hamburgers
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