homerlaw

This post generator is surprisingly coherent 

“the difference between crows and ravens is that crows romanticize sin”

yiffmaster

all right pack it up folks, we can’t compete with factory-produced posts of this quality

bubblegum-mom

i only know how to bask in a torrential downpour of homosexuality

sappho-official

“dont be sad! youre a small leaf and its ok to want to savor the rapturous caress of this loathsome flesh suit”
All it needs is an UwU at the end and it’s perfect

phantomflame03

I’m horrible. I’m terrible. I worship girls

television-for-dinner

“i dont have any friends because i purchase video games.”

I mean…

tooquirkytolose

im tired of people thinking that i support superwholock. i am against superwholock. i want to only eat a spicy meatball

tbh same

karkatzi

watch as i trust heterosexuals

im literally screaming right now

thegreatersea

(reclining in an antique armchair and sipping a thick black liquid from a wine glass) ah. i suppose its time to admire 5000 crickets
this is #aesthetic, honestly

arcademaven

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meumixleijayjay

“(sighing sadly) i declare war against friendship”

I refuse to believe these aren’t real posts by real people. The computers are becoming to smart. It’s iRobot all over again!

kryallaorchid

“this is a warning: do not draw a cranky owl” 


o7

I’ll get right on not doing that. 

meumixleijayjay

YOU’RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!!!

kryallaorchid

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚

CRANKY OWL!

silver-tongues-blog


im trapped in a babies r us right now which is substantially worse than a toys r us. i havent seen daylight for months and i cannot escape. please rescue me from baby hell so i can once again fear furries