Headcanon that if Chell returned to Aperture she’d (eventually) get a computer for her room so she can research Aperture’s database for things like ‘how to bake bread’
And, knowing that GLaDOS can see everything she does on the computer, she would purposefully input searches that would agitate her such as:
- my roommate is annoying
- what to do when homicidal AI no longer wants to kill you
- i think my roommate is in love with me
- i love birds
- how to fry a potato
- annoying roommate won’t stop talking
- Gay Lifeform and Disk Operating System
She’d also probably spend countless hours playing solitaire or minesweep just to annoy her (”Wasting time playing computer games is NOT science!”)
@courtesycalling That’s brilliant also consider this:
Chell changing the background wallpaper to a shitty photoshop or ms paint drawing of a bird pecking a potato
GLaDOS getting petty revenge by constantly wiping the memory of Chell’s computer as well as getting rid of any progress she’s made in her games
More searches:
- annoying roommate just tried to kill me even though we talked about this
- bird-hating roommate has pet birds??
- my potato garden disappeared
- srsly GLaDOS i need those to eat
- how to know if a robot is flirting
- how to put annoying roommate back in potato body
- If a homicidal AI is gay for me then can i call her ‘homocidal’
- Gay Lesbian and Disk Operating System
chell’s searches slowly start including the word “linux” more and more frequently