If you name your child after any licensed Coca-Cola product they pay for their college tuition, similarly if you name your child after any Olive Garden menu item, they eat free for life. Don’t ask me how I know, this is the information they try to keep from you.
doctor pepper ravioli potter you are named after two of the bravest men i know
doctor pepper isn’t a coke product god dammit the instructions are right there how you fuck this up
Sprite Breadsticks potter, you are named after the two bravest men I know