Silver Tongue

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aperture science is an underground facility in michigan

and its 

BEAUTIFUL

In the year -1,000,000,000, Aperture Science might not have been here

In the year ~1960, it was here, and you could buy it. And some person bought it.

And then it got developed, some labs got built, and now there’s lots of 

~SCIENCE~ 

Because it’s a corporate entity.

ding dong, it’s the outside world.

with zombines. and combine.
(zombine)

aperture science- hey Black Mesa

black mesa- Hey dipshits

Aperture science- can you call us something other than dipshits?

knock knock, get the door, it’s SCIENCE

Cave Johnson wants everyone to try this hot new science called Testing

“try it” he said

“no” said everybody

“tryyyyy it” he said 

“no” said everybody else, quieter this time

and so the Testing Initiative was put into place, and all the science that came with it

and the lab boys are like nooo don’t do that you don’t have the money to buy 70 million dollars of moon rocks

and Cave Johnson said  ♪♫ how ‘bout i do anyway? ♪♫

Wheatley is kind of scared of GLaDOS. You’ll never guess who’s also kind of scared of GLaDOS. Chell! So Wheatley and Chell make an alliance together so they can be a little less scared of GLaDOS.

so it’s time for who’s going to be the next personality core. Usually it’s the last AI that was made but they didn’t make anymore AI. So they try and make this core stop caring about space and be the next core. He says okay but then they make a new core. SO now who’s it gonna be? vote now on your portal device. And everyone voted so hard that the place was flooded with a deadly neuro-toxin. GLaDOS core didn’t actually care, she was off somewhere doing science.

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