jontronshat
4 word horror story

“I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered…. our bathroom doesn’t have a door”

imhangingwhataboutyou

I’m sorry, but the confusion of why your bathroom doesn’t have a door far outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke.

jontronshat

can’t afford door.. the horror here is the realities of life

pajama-zam

So what fuck was your wife knocking on

jontronshat

this dick

mitochondrionion

It’s not even 4 words???

silver-tongues-blog

this whole post is a ride