acacophanyofsilence:

the-macra:

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

“so, how’d you die?” “I was promised a brownie by a fish”

Reblogged 4 years ago from thedenofravenpuff (Originally from the-macra)
613,249 notes
Source: the-macra
  1. mrsazarath reblogged this from corporalotherbear
  2. darthoffa reblogged this from beckaboi and added:
    You want a Ps5? We got em in stock!
  3. sacred-char reblogged this from little-forget-me-not
  4. worldiary reblogged this from capitalnineteen
  5. paprikaflakes reblogged this from tigirl-and-co
  6. annoyinglampprofessorwolf reblogged this from fiftyshadesofokay
  7. tigirl-and-co reblogged this from thatonetransgothamite
  8. chromaggia-fatale reblogged this from nonthreateningwifecharacter
  9. capitalnineteen reblogged this from aupheling
  10. ohmyoverland reblogged this from cheeseanonioncrisps
  11. saimne reblogged this from sweetlysour94
  12. sweetlysour94 reblogged this from owlmylove
  13. vannahpierce reblogged this from artissijules and added:
    I love this omfg
  14. bittertbarn reblogged this from everythingpatti
  15. dean-coded-cas-girl reblogged this from jarvis-is-my-copilot
  16. kilzaoldyeck reblogged this from haltherobot
  17. super-mane reblogged this from little-forget-me-not
  18. queen-ofgaypanic reblogged this from evergrove
  19. shikitsune reblogged this from pipariperho
  20. nana0611 reblogged this from evergrove
  21. evergrove reblogged this from lysachan
  22. the-macra posted this