First we had Solid Snake

Then we were introduced to His twin brother, Liquid Snake

And his brother from another mother Solidus Snake

And a pussy who once went by the codename snake once (raiden)

Then we were re-introduced to big boss as naked snake

Then Solid Snake got old and called himself Old Snake

But in 1974, naked snake dropped naked from his name and just became snake

In the Phantom Pain we’re getting Punished AND Venom Snake

But in 2281, prepare to be introduced to…

TUNNEL SNAKE