Silver Tongue

wizardlycatpants:

ifellforanamazinggrayson:

fantastic-nonsense:

xaremicharm:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

fenrispenris:

“Batfleck is too fatherly”
Yes, Batman acting too fatherly, completely out of character….

image

fyi this isn’t even his kid, and he knows it, but he is this baby’s dad now whether Selina likes it or not. 

Like

There is so much about Batman vs Superman that looks ridiculous but Batman being fatherly is not one of those things

Have you seen the batfamily?

imageimageimage

*snorts* Bruce “isn’t a dad?”

image
image
image
image
image
image
image
image
image
image

(Pls. Bruce having to put up with Dami’s shit is the best thing ever)

image
image
image
image
image
image
image
image
image
image
image
image
image
image
image

Like please. Bruce not a dad? Bruce, acting “too fatherly?” Pshh, not possible. The entirety of Batman canon would like to disagree with you. He might not know how to express his feelings all the time, but he cares deeply about each and every one of his kids, and has shown it on multiple occasions. I guess we also have to ignore that he actually legitimately has a biological child and three legally adopted children in canon. 

Bruce being “too fatherly.” Heh. That’s a good joke.

I want Bruce as my dad.

*man adopts 3 children*

“Who does he think he is, some kind of dad or something!?”

  1. spraypaintedcroissant reblogged this from 1merfairy
  2. nicebimbo reblogged this from dangerousalone
  3. bloodyentrails reblogged this from dracaelus
  4. nerdycreatorknitter reblogged this from dracaelus
  5. dangerousalone reblogged this from dracaelus
  6. vveakfish reblogged this from dracaelus
  7. 1merfairy reblogged this from dracaelus
  8. dracaelus reblogged this from theknightmurders
  9. cacklingstranger reblogged this from fantastic-nonsense
  10. mypaperstarfish reblogged this from thats-what-sidhe-said
  11. fenrispenris-blog posted this