this customer at work was just telling me about her present for her sons 18th birthday and said she got him 18 gifts each with 100 dollars inside and asked me “do you think he’ll like that?”, yeah listen lady if your garbage kid doesn’t appreciate you getting him 1800 dollars for his birthday I will straight up murder him with my fists, take his identity and be your son
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