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• Nevada Man survives two bullets, beds the shooter
  
• Nevada Man doesn’t know what fish are
• Nevada Man fights army of roman empire cosplayers
• Nevada Man sends zombies into space
• Nevada Man fights giant mantises to the death in an arena
• Nevada Man gets his brains scooped out, doesn’t die
  
• Nevada Man gets fisted by robot prostitute
• Nevada Man hates Johnny Guitar
• Nevada Man serves faithful companion as dinner
• Nevada Man gets mistaken for grandchild by giant blue lady
• Nevada Man wishes he had spurs that jingle jangle jingle
• Nevada Man kills the president, walks away wearing pajamas
• Nevada Man gets his shit wrecked by giant wasps
• Nevada Man breaks world record sarsaparilla soda consumed/minute
• Nevada Man murders person(s) for their cool outfit
• Nevada Man sells his house doctor into slavery
• Nevada Man has no idea how to play card game
• Nevada Man kicked out of casino for being too lucky
• Nevada Man debates philosophy in front of nuke
• Nevada Man says fuck you, attacks with robot army
  

Nevada Man beats 261 year old man to death with golf club

Nevada Man helps solicit prostitute ring for local club

Nevada Man collects all the guns, only uses 2

Nevada Man abducted, claims he was forced to rob casino

Nevada Man eats drugs with native, kills bear while high

Nevada Man argues with own brain, seduces said brain.

Nevada Man locks himself in obvious trap to spite former leader of fanatics

Nevada Man blows up entire stockpile of nuclear warheads with toy laser.

• Nevada Man helps perform brain surgery for his robot dog
  
• Nevada Man abducted by local larpers then blows up their bunker
  
• Nevada Man dives into nuclear crater, comes out with minigun
  
• Nevada Man lets other man’s love of his life die in artillery field
• Nevada Man brings peace to town by electing murderous lunatic to sheriff
• Nevada Man can read Chinese, doesn’t know what God is
  
• Nevada Man high all the time, can’t remember when he wasn’t
• Nevada Man refuses to learn lesson and leaves casino with 37 gold bars
• Nevada Man discovers aliens, uppercuts them back into space
• Nevada Man displays middle finger, has it mistaken for penis
• Nevada Man fixed solar power station only to turn it into a death laser
• Nevada Man teams up with reformed war criminals to stop worse war criminals
• Nevada Man sweats over a time in Montana
• Nevada Man sells drugs to local drug fiends, then kills their leader
• Nevada Man brings cannibalism back in style at local restaurant
• Nevada Man convinces hard working people to become prostitutes
• Nevada Mans says “fuck those deathclaws”, crosses Colorado river and gets mauled to death by deathclaws