spoil your OC's storyline/character arc with no context
(inspired by those “spoil the ending of your favorite game/movie/book but with no context” posts)
the real adventure was the friends we made along the way
Turns out the screaming, gibbering pile of eyes and teeth is actually a pretty cool dude.
Who knew that being stabbed in the chest by a king would kill you
Who knew there were a such thing as second chances
None of this would’ve happened if I had just gotten myself sent to prison
So it turns out the edgy looking child was actually edgy. good luck in sky jail, you killed Harambe.
Shunned By The Remaining Gay
Holy fucking shit that fucking cat is evil
If only I’d paid my psychiatrist.
And then everybody faced their fears like goddamned tools.
The god of all evil is actually a pretty nice dude