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goodbyemisery:

I can’t believe I never realized “come on and slam and welcome to the jam” is in iambic pentameter

also please remember that the flip side to this is that you can recite any other line of iambic pentameter as if it were the lyrics to the space jam theme

MY MISTRESS’ EYES

ARE NOTHING LIKE THE SUN

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