Silver Tongue, loreweaver-universe: “Holy shit

loreweaver-universe:

“Holy shit–oh my god. What happened!?”
“Welcome back, Pierogi.”
“Whuh–Amethyst, what happened?”
“Whaddya mean, what happened?”
“Don’t even act you like don’t see what’s going on!”
“What’s–what’s happening.”
“What IS this?”
“What are we talking about.”
“…On the wall.”
“I’m unclear.”
“Th–the shit on the wall!”
“What are you TALKING about?”
“There’s poopy smeared on the WALL, Amethyst.”
“There’s not poopy smeaahahahaha…”
“What HAPPENED?”
“We literally walked out of the Temple, I sat down to eat a package of ramen, and you started yelling at me.”
“No no no no no! Don’t even pretend like there wasn’t whole fucking twenty-minute in-between–”
“Are you gonna try to–”
“–where I went outside to beat up Ronaldo–”
“What.”
“–I came back, you were eating those ramen wrappers–”
“Is this really happening?”
“–AND THERE WAS POOPY ALL OVER THE WALL.”
“Are you really–are you really gonna try, try to sell me out, in front of Steven, that I shit myself and smeared it on the wall?”
“ExCUUUSE me! I’M NOT THE ONE WHO SHIT ALL OVER THE WALL!”
“You are unbelievable. You are–there is no excuse for this.”
“It smells SO BAD in there!”
“It doesn’t–there’s no poo. There’s nothing of the sort.”
“Amethyst, I swear to Rose–”
“What.”
“–you’re not allowed in the house anymore if you don’t fucking–”
“Really.”
“–Gem up to the shit on the wall.”
“This is outrageous. This is an outrage.”
“I’m going to kill you.”
“You’re gonna what?”
“I’m going to KILL you.”
“Over what!?”
“THE POOP ON THE WALL.”
“Nope, no poop. No poop happened. That’s a thing you made up.”
*sigh*