equna

the absolute highlight of my week was when I found out that Donald Trump made an appearance in Uncle Scrooge comic as a villain. 

Look at this! It’s amazing! This is Ronald Plump, the sleazy business man who tries to cheat Scrooge on a deal, but ends up running his own business into a bankruptcy. I wonder why this particular comic has never been translated into English. ;) 

 I am so happy to be able, with my own two eyes, to see Scrooge McDuck give a verbal smackdown to this orange walking toupee.

kaijuvsgiantrobotsvsme

(Translated imperfectly via my knowledge of a related language)

“What’s your secret?”
“Thriftiness! Patience! Hard work! Nothing else!”
“But that’s nothing a big shot like you believes in!”

Uncle Scrooge is basically telling Ronald Plump to get bent ‘cuz he’s a lazy prick. Nobody’s harder'n Uncle Scrooge, y'all. Nobody.

flutterbyesandpollywogs

You tell ‘im, Unca Scrooge!