“We don’t have anymore of this pair of headphones that you’re out of the return policy for and I’m doing you a favor by exchanging. We can order you a pair.”

“Can I go look?”

“Of course but our stock count says we don’t have any and that’s usually accurate with popular items like this.”

“I’ll go look.”

“Okay. Yeah. Go ahead. Clearly I’m lying to you. Oh you’re back a few minutes later? Huh. It’s like I was right or something.”