i dont think the platypus exists
think about it. have you ever seen a platypus in real life? i haven’t. no one has.
something’s up.
and i suspect the government.
A platypus sucked my dick behind a movie theater
A platypus kicked down my front door and shot me, killing me instantly.
A platypus broke into my evil layer and kicked me in the face to stop me from setting the sun on fire.
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