EA: “See those mountains? Give us $12.99 and you can go there!”
Sega: “See those mountains? You can go there but you’ll probably clip through the world since we had to rush this game’s deadline.”
Atlus: “See those mountains? God lives there. Go kill him. Also you can fuck em.”
Square Enix: “The mountains are actually an alternate version of you who has been reincarnated through…”
Capcom: “We don’t know what to do anymore. Mountains? Uhh… sure.”
Konami: “See those mountains? They sure are beautiful. Play our pachislot.”
Nintendo: *waits 20 years after everyone else* “… hey wait a minute. I GOT IT! Do you all see those mountains!? … how about if you could GO THERE!?”
Doh and how could I forget.
Platinum: “See those mountains? They’re your bosses.”
Telltale: “The mountains will remember that”
indie games developers: “see those mountains? they’re you. this is mountain simulator 2017”
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