unboundpsychic:

silver-tongues-blog:

montatora501:

darinharrfath:

darinharrfath:

EA: “See those mountains? Give us $12.99 and you can go there!”

Sega: “See those mountains? You can go there but you’ll probably clip through the world since we had to rush this game’s deadline.”

Atlus: “See those mountains? God lives there. Go kill him. Also you can fuck em.”

Square Enix: “The mountains are actually an alternate version of you who has been reincarnated through…”

Capcom: “We don’t know what to do anymore. Mountains? Uhh… sure.”

Konami: “See those mountains? They sure are beautiful. Play our pachislot.”

Nintendo: *waits 20 years after everyone else* “… hey wait a minute. I GOT IT! Do you all see those mountains!? … how about if you could GO THERE!?”

Doh and how could I forget.

Platinum: “See those mountains? They’re your bosses.”

Telltale: “The mountains will remember that”

indie games developers: “see those mountains? they’re you. this is mountain simulator 2017”

George Lucas: See those mountains? I sold them to Disney who retconned the expanded mountainverse.

also george lucas: see those mountains? I’m gonna horribly photoshop it so they didn’t actually hurt anyone and also add in a bunch of horrible looking CG mountains to look livelier.