3tno:
how many synonyms for “penis” do I actually know?
and how many of those synonyms am I actually willing to use
tier 1 (most accepted, considered sexy): cock, dick
tier 2 (generally accepted): length, manhood, member, shaft
tier 3 (clinical, too formal, but not cheesy): groin, penis, phallus
tier 4 (cheesy, barely acceptable): [insert name] Jr., dong, junk, knob, prick, rod, tool, wand, wood
tier 5 (ridiculous, unacceptable, pls don’t): anything to do with beer cans, baby-maker, bishop, choad, donger, dragon, fuck wand, fun stick, hog, johnson, jimmy, lap rocket, little [insert name], love muscle/rod/stick, meat stick, one-eyed [anything], piston, private eye, schlong, trouser snake, wiener, winkie
tier 6 (you’re literally a fourth grader): baby arm, baloney pony, beaver basher, beef whistle, custard launcher, dude piston, flesh flute, heat-seeking moisture missile, krull the warrior king, luigi, mayo shooting hotdog gun, meter long king kong dong, pig skin bus, piss weasle, purple-headed yogurt flinger, purple-helmeted warrior of love, schlong dongadoodle, single barreled pump action bollock, spawn hammer, steamin’ semen truck, tan banana, thundersword, wang doodle, whoopie stick, wing wang doodle, yogurt shotgun
HOLY FUCK KRULL AND SPAWN HAMMER
leave luigi out of this
tier 7 (overwrought): The Grand Admiral, The Imperial Treasure, The Tree of Life, The Heaven-Violating Spear, The Glorious Ambassador, The Great Dragon of the Earth, The Summit of All Ecstasy
tier 8 (inexplicable): technicolor donkey, intransigent walrus, bellicose librarian, drunken butler, bittersweet limousine, Bob
tier 9 (Morrissey): bulbous salutation
But my penis IS named Bob. D:
panoramicpeanut liked this
libymeiaboca liked this bouncymouse-blog liked this
omega-opal liked this
also-eigentlich-relativ-gesehen liked this
there-are-45-chameleons reblogged this from aro-space-case
sidscrosbyy liked this
atsume-no-nettie reblogged this from stansxreader
machaukimo liked this fantasygirlsuniverse liked this
kdognoart liked this shoplifting-gay reblogged this from shoplifting-gay
dolanheadlinesforavengersducks reblogged this from schwing-alicious
dolanheadlinesforavengersducks liked this
amberlis liked this
strategic-wombat reblogged this from averil-of-fairlea
vicci-i liked this psychotic-gothic liked this
yellowisharo liked this there-are-45-chameleons liked this
aro-space-case reblogged this from stardustnewspapers
aro-space-case liked this
stardustnewspapers reblogged this from shuichi-bi-hara
stardustnewspapers liked this
shuichi-bi-hara reblogged this from hipjesus and added: One that I just came up with - Weembus
lkgl96 liked this
kiribitch liked this
zyxys1 liked this super-homeless-richard-fast liked this
realladyjs liked this
traversefamilypicnic liked this
crazyvixen85 liked this
snowlily5150 liked this
darquezzze liked this
saniouly liked this
selfshippingidiot liked this bezuss reblogged this from wholewheatsociety
the-trash-23 liked this
mewstashio liked this
rratman liked this lostgeneral liked this
tsuyu-sama liked this jackiattacki reblogged this from izhunny
jackicorinne reblogged this from izhunny
trinityvampire reblogged this from izhunny and added: A fourth grader probably has…
trinityvampire liked this thisiswhymomworries posted this
- Show more notes