bsbs-pony-farm:

>tell worthless underlings to go get your bag

P: WHAT THE FRESH FUCK WAS THAT??!?

I: Ooh…Uh, I didn’t expect something like….this when B-Boss explained the experiment. Did it sound like it was in your head to you? Who even was that?

>investigate what is incubating in u while they’re gone

P: Wh-where are they??

I: I think they’re in our head Patricia. And they want to know what was incubating in us.

O: Wouldn’t they know if they were in cahoots with B-Boss?

I: Maybe it’s a test? Um..

O: Whatever B-Boss did to us after she knocked us out made your commands broadcast directing into our heads…apparently. 

I: This seems like what B-Boss wanted but she said it’d be a few weeks until it finished. Why is it already working?

>eat them anyways when they get back

O: We can all hear you, fyi…

P: HOLY FUCK