Silver Tongue

elasticitymudflap:

elasticitymudflap:

sapphire is the kind of gay that will randomly call things she likes gay with absolutely no lead in to the statement

Pearl: Ah, Sapphire! I just finished fixing the clock on Steven’s microwave!

Sapphire: I see.

Sapphire:

Sapphire: Moths are gay.

on the flip side ruby is the kind of gay to dramatically, sarcastically proclaim even the slightest inconvenience to her as anti-gay

Ruby: WET SOCKS ARE HOMOPHOBIC

Amethyst: … explain

Ruby: IM GAY AND THEY MAKE MY GAY FEET FEEL GROSS AND ALSO I HATE THEM

Amethyst: …………. true

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