OC FIGHT

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somebody draw an oc, then i’ll draw an oc, then we’ll argue about which will win in a fight

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thid is my oc Rita. she generates squids out of thin air and throws them at her -usually confused and disgusted- ennemies. she comes from a long line of squid generating warriors and she is ruthless.

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Oh, crap! Battle Beard’s dad was killed by a squid! This battle will be PERSONAL!

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unaware of Battle Beard’s harsh feeling towards squid, RITA SENDS OUT HER SPECIAL BOXING SQUID!!!

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Oh, dang, Battle Beard takes out his two harpoons: Ishmael and Queequeg! Things are heating up!

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WHAT A FIGHT!

Battle Beard unleashes his special move:

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THE FISTICUFFS PROVE TO BE TOO MUCH FOR THE BOXING SQUID!!!

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defeated, the poor boneless creature vanishes… (don’t worry kids, it’s only ink)

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Rita has lost her best fighter! she’s mad with madness! she throws a cute aerodynamic squid at Battle Beard!

Battle Beard prepares to dodge, but...

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That cute aerodynamic squid is SUPER CUTE! I dare say it’s adorable, even!

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How can Battle Beard attack such an adorable creature? He realizes that maybe his hatred of all squid kind is irrational, and that he-

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AAUGH

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Rita laughs in an evil and posh way! her cute squid had the intended effect!

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… but? what is this?

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exhausted from creating so much cuteness, Rita collapses!

Wait, did I win?

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What’s going on here?

yes. And now Battle Beard has a cute squid as a trophy.

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not sure if this is a good thing, though…

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Alright, the end.

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