thid is my oc Rita. she generates squids out of thin air and throws them at her -usually confused and disgusted- ennemies. she comes from a long line of squid generating warriors and she is ruthless.

Oh, crap! Battle Beard’s dad was killed by a squid! This battle will be PERSONAL!

unaware of Battle Beard’s harsh feeling towards squid, RITA SENDS OUT HER SPECIAL BOXING SQUID!!!

Oh, dang, Battle Beard takes out his two harpoons: Ishmael and Queequeg! Things are heating up!

WHAT A FIGHT!

Battle Beard unleashes his special move:

THE FISTICUFFS PROVE TO BE TOO MUCH FOR THE BOXING SQUID!!!

defeated, the poor boneless creature vanishes… (don’t worry kids, it’s only ink)

Rita has lost her best fighter! she’s mad with madness! she throws a cute aerodynamic squid at Battle Beard!

Battle Beard prepares to dodge, but...

That cute aerodynamic squid is SUPER CUTE! I dare say it’s adorable, even!

How can Battle Beard attack such an adorable creature? He realizes that maybe his hatred of all squid kind is irrational, and that he-

AAUGH

Rita laughs in an evil and posh way! her cute squid had the intended effect!

… but? what is this?

exhausted from creating so much cuteness, Rita collapses!

Wait, did I win?

What’s going on here?

yes. And now Battle Beard has a cute squid as a trophy.

not sure if this is a good thing, though…

Alright, the end.