autisticsarahwilliams:

the-nearly-omnipotent:

theshadowdreams:

frenchfrycoolguy:

what about like. a vampire who is just this weird immortal relative. like maybe at one point they were a parent, and were turned into a vampire, and in stead of like abandoning their family out of guilt or fear, they stuck around through generations and generations in their family and its been hundreds of years and they still stick around and have this huge extended family of people who love them, that weird distant relative who like nobody is sure how they’re related but they are

like a child in their family is born and the mom is like, this is your weird relative who is nocturnal, and the vampire gets to hold the baby and is in all the family photos and everyone is like ‘yeah this is fine, my grandpa knew them so’

This just makes me think of the sims.

but like

vampires don’t appear in photos

these people would have photographs of their child supposedly suspended in midair and just keep them around like 

‘oh yeah that’s your aunt when she was little’ ‘why is she floating’ ‘oh yeah thats just steve’

Even better, according to Bram Stoker, vampires appear as skeletons in photos. 

“Did you take this picture at Halloween? Is that a decoration?”

“Nah, it’s my great great great great great great great uncle.”

@rosexknight Isn’t this pretty much chip and cinnamon with enis?