Silver Tongue

vikinglibertarian:

godzillaswaifu:

My brother in laws name is Ivan but I can’t even do the fucking “you see Ivan” jokes with him because he’s not Russian he’s Mexican and its like dammit

“Tu ves, Ivan, cuando vas al guerra mientras que monta en un borrico, el enemigo no te disparará porque lo creerán qué eres Jesus Cristo”

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