(Roald Dahl’s voice) A TV killed my whole family once
Nothing against him, but between Matilda’s family and Mike Teavee I’m 99% sure that if Roald Dahl was alive today to see smartphones he’d have a stroke
(Roald Dahl’s voice) Let me present you the villain of my new story, Jerry Smortfone
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